AmyStrange & the Criminal
(Part 1: the Escape)
Copyright © 2019 by David P. Ayotte
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INTRODUCTION
(FIRST: THE BORING PART)
CHAPTER 01 ......................... 001
Wednesday, October 15th
(dictated 4:20 pm, Oct 29)
The Criminal finally gets a Journal
started for his Shrink, Dr. Zinger, and
pretends it's October 15th. He dictates
a quick biography, starting with how he
got his nick, the death of his parents,
and how he snapped and killed his pet
kitten, Scratches. All this leads up to
the 15th, when he risk his life to save
six bunnies from drowning.
CHAPTER 02 ......................... 038
Monday, October 20th
(dictated 6:40 pm, Oct 29)
The Criminal is facing serious jail
time for the stupid thing he did to save
those six bunnies, but Randy Johnson
comes to the rescue, and also becomes
his PO (Parole Officer).
CHAPTER 03 ......................... 058
Wednesday, October 22nd
(dictated 6:58 pm, Oct 29)
The Criminal explains where he
works, because that's where the
"Secret Room" is at.
(NOW: THE EXCITING PART)
CHAPTER 04 ......................... 082
Thursday, October 23rd
(dictated 7:16 pm, Oct 29)
The Criminal hears a voice coming
from behind a vent that leads into the
Secret Room. The voice ask him about a
talking horse called Mr. Ed, and then
gives him a clue about three of the
people that worked in there,
Frankenstein and his two evil
assistants.
CHAPTER 05 ......................... 085
Friday, October 24th
(dictated 7:21 pm, Oct 29)
The Criminal meets AmyStrange, the
talking Cat, a genetic experiment gone
crazy, and also the voice from behind
the vent. The Criminal quickly agrees to
help the Cat escape.
CHAPTER 06 ......................... 091
Saturday, October 25th
(dictated 7:46 pm, Oct 29)
Friday night, Beth and the Criminal
do their first Halloween Patrol of the
year. The next day, the Criminal does
his best not to look crazy, while his
PO comes by with his family for a
barbeque. It's why he waits until after
they leave before telling Beth about the
talking Cat, and of course, she doesn't
believe him. Would you?
CHAPTER 07 ......................... 103
Sunday, October 26th
(dictated 8:05 pm, Oct 29)
The Criminal meets up with his
secret friends for their monthly secret
meeting. Beth pretends not to know
anything about it. The Criminal's
arch-enemy is also there, and like
usual, they go at each other like little
children. The Criminal's secret friends
join them on their Halloween Patrol that
night, except Beth doesn't know anything
about it, or so the Criminal thinks.
CHAPTER 08 ......................... 115
Monday, October 27th
(dictated 8:29 pm, Oct 29)
The Criminal finally gets to see
inside the Secret Room. Plus, the Cat
gives him a debit card with ten
thousand dollars on it.
CHAPTER 09 ......................... 119
Tuesday, October 28th
(dictated 8:35 pm, Oct 29)
Beth stops pretending that she
doesn't know anything about the
Criminal's secret friends. She also ask
him to marry her, as she pushes him out
the door to go to work. The Cat explains
who everyone was that worked in the
Secret Room, how she learned she could
talk, and also about how she was able to
get the ten thousand dollars.
CHAPTER 10 ......................... 127
Wednesday, October 29th,
(dictated 2:22 am, Oct 30)
Beth explains how she learned about
the Criminal's secret friends. The Cat
tells the Criminal about the scream that
changed everything. Darryl comes over to
practice being a butler. The Criminal
finally gets his Journal started by
pretending it's October 15th.
CHAPTER 11 ......................... 150
Thursday, October 30th
(dictated 10:07 pm)
The Cat gives the Criminal another
six debit cards with another ten
thousand on each of them. Beth tells the
Criminal about three obscure references
that a professor at the College had
given her. They were about talking cats
from the past. The saddest one was
allegedly from the Salem Witch Trials.
CHAPTER 12 ......................... 161
Thursday, October 30th
(dictated 2:32 am, Oct 31)
The Criminal, Beth and everyone else
go on their last Halloween Patrol,
before they help the Cat escape. The
Criminal remembers his first Halloween
Patrol, and the second one when he met
Beth.
CHAPTER 13 ......................... 175
Friday, October 31st
(dictated 6:11 pm)
An armed military person is guarding
the door to the Secret Room. The
Criminal worries about that for the rest
of the day.
CHAPTER 14 ......................... 182
Friday, October 31st
(dictated 1:13 am, Nov 1)
That night, all his secret friends
meet Beth in person, as they get
together to prepare for the Cat's
escape. No one seemed particularly
worried about the armed guard. They
thought the whole talking Cat business
was a ruse to get them together, so
they could announce their engagement.
Little did they know.
CHAPTER 15 ......................... 216
Saturday, November 1st
(dictated 7:56 am)
Once they Cat-nap the Cat, the
Criminal's relieved to know he isn't
crazy. The Cat tells her adoring
audience about the money, and the
history of the evil human race according
to her, AmyStrange.
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INTRODUCTION
(FIRST: THE BORING PART)
CHAPTER 01 ......................... 001
Wednesday, October 15th
(dictated 4:20 pm, Oct 29)
The Criminal finally gets a Journal
started for his Shrink, Dr. Zinger, and
pretends it's October 15th. He dictates
a quick biography, starting with how he
got his nick, the death of his parents,
and how he snapped and killed his pet
kitten, Scratches. All this leads up to
the 15th, when he risk his life to save
six bunnies from drowning.
CHAPTER 02 ......................... 056
Monday, October 20th
(dictated 6:40 pm, Oct 29)
The Criminal is facing serious jail
time for the stupid thing he did to save
those six bunnies, but Randy Johnson
comes to the rescue, and also becomes
his PO (Parole Officer).
CHAPTER 03 ......................... 086
Wednesday, October 22nd
(dictated 6:58 pm, Oct 29)
The Criminal explains where he
works, because that's where the
"Secret Room" is at.
(NOW: THE EXCITING PART)
CHAPTER 04 ......................... 122
Thursday, October 23rd
(dictated 7:16 pm, Oct 29)
The Criminal hears a voice coming
from behind a vent that leads into the
Secret Room. The voice ask him about a
talking horse called Mr. Ed, and then
gives him a clue about three of the
people that worked in there,
Frankenstein and his two evil
assistants.
CHAPTER 05 ......................... 127
Friday, October 24th
(dictated 7:21 pm, Oct 29)
The Criminal meets AmyStrange, the
talking Cat, a genetic experiment gone
crazy, and also the voice from behind
the vent. The Criminal quickly agrees to
help the Cat escape.
CHAPTER 06 ......................... 136
Saturday, October 25th
(dictated 7:46 pm, Oct 29)
Friday night, Beth and the Criminal
do their first Halloween Patrol of the
year. The next day, the Criminal does
his best not to look crazy, while his
PO comes by with his family for a
barbeque. It's why he waits until after
they leave before telling Beth about the
talking Cat, and of course, she doesn't
believe him. Would you?
CHAPTER 07 ......................... 155
Sunday, October 26th
(dictated 8:05 pm, Oct 29)
The Criminal meets up with his
secret friends for their monthly secret
meeting. Beth pretends not to know
anything about it. The Criminal's
arch-enemy is also there, and like
usual, they go at each other like little
children. The Criminal's secret friends
join them on their Halloween Patrol that
night, except Beth doesn't know anything
about it, or so the Criminal thinks.
CHAPTER 08 ......................... 174
Monday, October 27th
(dictated 8:29 pm, Oct 29)
The Criminal finally gets to see
inside the Secret Room. Plus, the Cat
gives him a debit card with ten
thousand dollars on it.
CHAPTER 09 ......................... 180
Tuesday, October 28th
(dictated 8:35 pm, Oct 29)
Beth stops pretending that she
doesn't know anything about the
Criminal's secret friends. She also ask
him to marry her, as she pushes him out
the door to go to work. The Cat explains
who everyone was that worked in the
Secret Room, how she learned she could
talk, and also about how she was able to
get the ten thousand dollars.
CHAPTER 10 ......................... 192
Wednesday, October 29th,
(dictated 2:22 am, Oct 30)
Beth explains how she learned about
the Criminal's secret friends. The Cat
tells the Criminal about the scream that
changed everything. Darryl comes over to
practice being a butler. The Criminal
finally gets his Journal started by
pretending it's October 15th.
CHAPTER 11 ......................... 228
Thursday, October 30th
(dictated 10:07 pm)
The Cat gives the Criminal another
six debit cards with another ten
thousand on each of them. Beth tells the
Criminal about three obscure references
that a professor at the College had
given her. They were about talking cats
from the past. The saddest one was
allegedly from the Salem Witch Trials.
CHAPTER 12 ......................... 245
Thursday, October 30th
(dictated 2:32 am, Oct 31)
The Criminal, Beth and everyone else
go on their last Halloween Patrol,
before they help the Cat escape. The
Criminal remembers his first Halloween
Patrol, and the second one when he met
Beth.
CHAPTER 13 ......................... 267
Friday, October 31st
(dictated 6:11 pm)
An armed military person is guarding
the door to the Secret Room. The
Criminal worries about that for the rest
of the day.
CHAPTER 14 ......................... 278
Friday, October 31st
(dictated 1:13 am, Nov 1)
That night, all his secret friends
meet Beth in person, as they get
together to prepare for the Cat's
escape. No one seemed particularly
worried about the armed guard. They
thought the whole talking Cat business
was a ruse to get them together, so
they could announce their engagement.
Little did they know.
CHAPTER 15 ......................... 330
Saturday, November 1st
(dictated 7:56 am)
Once they Cat-nap the Cat, the
Criminal's relieved to know he isn't
crazy. The Cat tells her adoring
audience about the money, and the
history of the evil human race according
to her, AmyStrange.
EXCERPT FROM PART 2
ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
ADDITIONAL TITLES BY THIS AUTHOR
CONTACT ME
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