AmyStrange & the Criminal
(Part 1: the Escape)
                              Copyright © 2019 by David P. Ayotte
THIS BOOK IS NOT FOR CHILDREN
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CHAPTER 1: WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 15th

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weirder, or in your case, dorkier.     

I should fix that.                     

You can’t fix dorky, and I know,       
because I’ve been trying for almost    
nine years now, and you’re still a     
dork.                                  

Come on. Am I that bad? Really?        

Well, it’s more funny than true, but   
you do have your moments.              

     Now that, I have to agree with,   
but what’s with the dork fixation all  
of a sudden?                           
     I was playing around online, you  
know, looking for weird shit, and I ran
across something called Dorks-Are-You, 
and it’s funny as hell.                
     Dorks-Are-You? Are you sure that’s
not Dorks-Are-Us?                      
     Nope. You’re the dork, not me, and
it’s got all the latest dork news,     
weather, jokes, and even has a         
crossword puzzle. Did you know that    
dorks can now wear jeans? I didn’t even
know that was a problem.               
     The weather too? How’s that work? 
     The same as ours, except it       
doesn’t seem to do anything but rain in
Dorkland. As a matter of fact, it’s    
been the headline news for weeks, and  
that pretty much sums up your whole    
life, doesn’t it?                      
     It kinda does, but shouldn’t I say
something nice here, you know, like how
you give me all the sunshine I need,   
and those rain drops are really just   
tears of happiness, or something sappy 
like that?                             
     Hmm, those aren’t too bad for a   
dork.                                  
     Ok, enough with the dork jokes,   
please, and besides, I’ve always worn  
jeans. I’ve got some on right now, damn
it.                                    
     I know. That’s what’s so confusing
about it.                              
     Whatever. Now please, let me      
concentrate, so I can find where she...
Fuck!                                  
     Now what?                         
     Now I’ve got to start adding      
context. Fuck!                         
     Context?                          
     “You’ll see. Settings... settings?
Ok, there we go, click, click, click,  
aha and voila! There you go my love,   
quotation marks and all that other     
jazz.”                                 



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CHAPTER 1: WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 15th
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